kingofthescarves:

“Not you—but close enough, I guess.”

“You flatter me. And don’t worry, I’m sure someone with your charm will find a job quick enough. After all, your compliment immediately made me consider hiring you— what a shame something made me decide against it.”

kingofthescarves:

          “—Looks like that bastard has ran off again. I’ll need a new job—again.”

“That bastard?”

sharkprince:

(Source: lover-of-humanity)

kingofthescarves:

(Source: lover-of-humanity)

I always wonder how people found my Tumblr.

I wonder why they clicked onto my page specifically.

I wonder what makes them click the ”Follow” button.

I wonder who actually keeps up with my Tumblr.

I wonder who actually enjoys my Tumblr.

I wonder if I’m anyone’s Tumblr crush.

You can come confess if you want……

bartenderbrawler:

(Source: lover-of-humanity)

bartenderbrawler:

(Source: lover-of-humanity)